Make sure you locate the trash can when you enter just in case you have to throw something away. Take note

She has that dress on today only cause she saw me with it on last night. Take note.

If you are too lazy to walk in the store for ice cream then you don't need those legs of yours. Take note

Why don't you step your fashion game up and shop @thenichemarket. Take note

If you insult my friends, or people I know are good people, ON Twitter, it's very likely I will embarrass you back. Take note.

Do not take advice from the woman on the food network who eats what accidentally fell in her hair. She didn't wash her hair. Take note.

Don't say "hitting the club". I'm gonna assume you mean baseball and not AlleyCat. Take note.