If he finds out you wear high-cut underwears and you have a kid, you are no longer a MILF. Take note

I dont know whats more embrassing..... being a hooker or being robbed by a hooker?! Take note.

Don't hold your man with two fingers. Take note.

Nothing is really worth anything if you have no one to share it with. Take note.

If she says she cares, quit questioning it repeatedly. She's 10 questions & 10 seconds from flipping her shit on you. Take note.

If you get rejected on a friend request on facebook, it's not I don't wanna be your friend it's just that i don't know you. Take note.

Trust me what he doesn't know might not hurt him NOW--but if he feels the burn later, he'll come back to hurt YOU. Take note.